Tag: ten month old christmas list
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A Two Year (And Ten-Month-Old’s) Letter to Santa
Dear Santa, I posted my Christmas list a few years ago and by “a few” I mean “two years ago” because that’s more or less the entirety of how long I have been alive. Things have changed. I remember being so positive that all I wanted was a set of cold, metallic car keys to put…
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A Ten-Month-Old’s Letter To Santa
Dear Santa, I am a ten-month-old baby and I write because my mother has been sending out my “Christmas List” to people, and her list does not in any way represent the things I really want. I could give two s#*ts about receiving stacking cups. And I know you’re ready to make the joke about…