Got my eight-month-old son an iPhone because it seemed like he’d enjoy it. And people were all like “Blahbedy blah blah blah, your eight-month-old doesn’t need his own iPhone” and I was like “Thanks, Judgy McJudgerson, but I think I can second guess my OWN terrible decisions without your input.”
Anyway, I totally hacked into his phone and here’s what he’s been up to.
If you’re looking for a mother’s day gift that isn’t a “#1 Mom” mug that you bought at Walgreens, my book (Welcome to the Club: 100 Parenting Milestones You Never Saw Coming) is not only 25% off on the Chronicle Website, we’re donating a percentage of every purchase to Ronald McDonald House Charities to help out parents of children who are hospitalized. Buy it HERE.
Also, I obviously obviously did not actually buy my 8-month-old an iPhone.
Or, if you wanted to buy the book but HATE MONEY GOING TO CHARITIES you can also just buy it through Amazon, Barnes and Noble or Indiebound. If you want to follow The Ugly Volvo on Facebook or Twitter, you can do that also.
And Happy Mother’s Day.