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Must Read Books for (Some) Parents!!!

I have never been totally certain what I wanted to do with myself except that I obviously wanted to read.  When I was young and people would ask me to describe my “dream house” I remember enthusiastically listing all the things I would want if I had a house someday—a window seat and a fireplace.  A library with a rolling ladder and a front porch and a hammock in the backyard (FYI, I have literally none of those things)—and it was only a few years ago that it suddenly dawned on me is that I wasn’t really describing a dream house, I was literally just listing a bunch of places that I wanted to curl up and read.  (By “it suddenly dawned on me” I mean I had a friend who went, “So does this house have like a kitchen or bathrooms or anything?)

More or less the requirements for my dream house.
More or less the requirements for my dream house.

I gave birth to my son in late February and every December I have a holiday gathering at which a specific friend of mine always asks if there were any great books I had read that year and if he could borrow them.  And I had done it for a few years and each year he would ask and I would go, “This was great and this was great…” and pull them off the shelves.  And the year my son was born I remember seeing him scan the shelves before turning to me and going, “Hey, am I crazy or are these all the same books as last year?”

And I remember thinking, “Of course not!  Obviously I’ve read stuff this year, I just can’t remember exactly what,” but the more I thought about it the more I realized that yes, I had read things that year.  I had read a book about how to get your child to sleep through the night.  I had read articles about breast feeding vs. bottle feeding. I had read some essays on how kids develop and eventually learn and I had read message board after message board about how to get your kid to eat when your kid won’t eat.  (Consensus: Just jump out a window, screaming.)

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And books?  Oh, I had read tons of books!  Many were by this fabulous up-and-coming author named Richard Scarry who is basically the David Foster Wallace of old-timey, anthropomorphic bears.  Many were by the lovely Sandra Boynton—the unsung Naomi Klein of frumpily drawn cows.  I read Goodnight Moon until my eyes were ready to fall out and I know exactly where the Wild Things are because I memorized their exact positions.  Friends were setting themselves reading challenges to get through a book a week and I was like, “Hey, not to brag but I literally read about FIFTEEN BOOKS A DAY.”

But of the things I like to read?  I had read nothing.  Having a newborn had been the equivalent of taking an incredibly hard course in college only with (if it can be believed) even less sleep.  It meant that I read a lot of textbooks on a subject I needed to learn quickly, but didn’t have much time for reading anything I wanted to read.  And by “anything I wanted to read” I mean literally anything that was not about having a baby.

And when all I read about was how to care for a baby, all I learned about was how to care for a baby.  WHICH IS GREAT, OBVIOUSLY, BECAUSE I HAD A BABY AND FIGURED OUT HOW TO CARE FOR IT.  LET’S NOT DOWNPLAY THAT, PLEASE.  But which was terrible because I would get together with friends and they would go, “Hey, did you know about this interesting/terrifying/important thing that happened in the world?” and I would go, “No, sorry, I’ve been washing feces out of socks.”

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So I made a new year’s resolution.  For the next year I need to read one real book a month.  Not a little Golden Book.  Not something about having a kid.  Not a Times article about how children emotionally grow, although I could read those too if I felt like it.  But one book a month about something I wanted to read about.

I started off reading a book about container ships.  Don’t ask why.  It was face out in the bookstore and looked interesting.  (It was.) I read an amazing book of short stories.  I read a memoir and a book about gut bacteria and a book about war and a book about feminism.  I read two books about comedy.  I read a book about extinction and a book about the food industry and, incredulously, an entire Russian novel.  I read something about Homo Sapiens and a book about dying.

And it felt weird at first because none of these things felt related to my life.  My life was waking up this weird baby that I was only starting to get to know.  And giving it food and disposing of its fecal waste and, when it cried, trying to understand why it was crying.  And do you know what won’t help you figure out why your 11 month-old is crying?  Books about gut bacteria and container ships.  Because even if they’re incredibly interesting and well-written they have nothing to do with your life.

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Except that everything has a little bit to do with your life, if you broaden your view of your life.  A lot of the things that you buy for your baby probably arrive on container ships.  And birth methods and breast feeding may affect your child’s gut bacteria, which, in many ways, may affect their health.  And even if it is not currently a pressing issue when your child is still eating pennies off the floor, you will absolutely want to teach them about feminism and war and extinction and the things that are happening to the planet on which they live.  You will want them to understand the food industry and appreciate well-told stories and keep a sense of humor about the world.  They are one of billions of Homo Sapiens on the planet and we will all die eventually.  I’m not sure how the Russian Novel is relevant but damned if I wasn’t proud of myself for making it through Gogol’s “Dead Souls” when I could’ve been ordering forest-themed wall decals from Land of Nod.

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This is totally adorable if you’re at a place in your life where you’re ok dropping $190 on wall decals.

 

The first year I made the resolution to read a book a month I made it through 14 books in the year.  The following year I hit 22.  I am starting my third year of resolutions and, going into February, am starting my fifth book of 2016.  After that first, awkward year of adjusting to having a child, I am starting to feel like myself again.  It’s important to help him become whatever person he’ll turn out to be, but it doesn’t hurt to allow myself to continue pursuing whatever person I’ll become.  Reading re-kindled my enthusiasm for the world, even if I’m not reading with any goal in mind.  I don’t have any grand plan for myself and I don’t have any grandiose ideas for my son, but hey– the day he walks into my room with a glint in his eye and says, “Don’t want to bother you, but I had a bunch of questions about international shipping routes and gut bacteria,” I’ll be able to say, “Let’s talk, buddy.  I’ve been waiting for this.”

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Comments

31 responses to “Must Read Books for (Some) Parents!!!”

  1. I will buy your book in a HEARTBEAT. This was pure fabulousness. Thank you.

    1. theuglyvolvo Avatar
      theuglyvolvo

      Thanks! I was excited to get to write it 😀

  2. What was the interesting book about shipping containers? Piqued my interest!

    1. theuglyvolvo Avatar
      theuglyvolvo

      90% of everything by rose george. I don’t even remember how I found it, but really interesting and well-written.

  3. Ledoux Hansen Avatar
    Ledoux Hansen

    O hahahaha… 73 yr. old grandmother, remembering it. Great & funny writing, love the illustrations. MY HOUSE always had the wood stove, big chair (one actually did have a window seat! loved it-): library + WARMTH + ,,,chocolate? coffee?

  4. I so enjoy reading your blog! Even though it is a hilarious mommy blog, it always reminds me first that I’m not crazy and second that I am more than a tshirt stained, tired looking mom! I am so much more and I’m NOT being selfish because being a mom is not my entire identity! Thank you!

  5. I remember that feeling of not having read anything not baby related for a good year and a half. I think the only one I’ve widely recommended to parents and non-parents has been Nurtureshock. Now my child is almost 3 and I’m back to reading about a book per week. Or some evenings I just read the entire internet.

    1. Hannah D Avatar
      Hannah D

      I feel like this is pretty much the exact comment I was about to leave. I’m so glad to be back to reading. I better not get terribly used to it, because even though I read more baby related things than I could number, I have another one on the way, and it’s been three years, and not much has changed but enough has that there’s hundreds of articles and books to read and things I can reread if I don’t remember them word for word…

  6. Another great post! Audio books saved me after having a kid. I don’t have the time to curl up with a real book in my hands (damnit!) but at least I get the pleasure of immersing myself in a story while I’m washing the dishes.

  7. HokieKate Avatar
    HokieKate

    I want to read a good book about container ships! What is the title?

  8. I enjoyed this post so much. I enjoy all your posts, but this one is exceptional at showing it’s possible to get a sense of old self back after having a kid…albeit a slow and tedious process sometimes! Thanks for writing!

    1. theuglyvolvo Avatar
      theuglyvolvo

      thanks for commenting 🙂

  9. We want titles!

    1. theuglyvolvo Avatar
      theuglyvolvo

      90 percent of everything! Wild life of our bodies! Will not attend! Between the world and me! Mindset! H is for Hawk! May we Be Forgiven! (and another one by AM holmes that I can’t find right now but that was also great!) The Last Bad Man! Americanah! Time Traveler’s Guide to Medeival England! Poking a Dead frog! Being Mortal! David and Goliath! Colorless Tsukuu Tazaki! 10th of December! Braindead Megaphone! Thinking Fast and Slow! All so great! I’m a better person for having read them!

  10. Love ur posts..My baby is 2. I didnt know motherhood was so stressful. Reading ur blog helps me a lot! Thank you!

  11. I lov your writing so much! While I was reading this, I was thinking: “I could seriously marry this girl.” ? That is exactly how I think of my house! I want a window seat, a huge library (think Beauty and the Beast), and a treehouse in the back. Since my son was born, I’ve become even more in love with audiobooks. I listen to them in the car (at 2, he’s starting to become annoyed, but he’s still letting me listen… ) and also on my iPod, instead of the podcasts I used to listen to. I also read e-books a lot more, since there are more portable and easy to whip out for five minutes while I’m waiting to pick him up from school. My mom used to carry a paperback with her everywhere, so she could read while she was waiting for us. I’m looking forward to that as he gets more involved in extracurricular activities. And I’m in a fabulous book club, which pushes me to read things that I wouldn’t normally try, and having a deadline to read it by certainly makes sure that I get it done when I probably would be doing other things like folding laundry.

    I am really praying that your book about got bacteria was Gulp by Mary Roach. If not, add her books to your list. Considering the plethora of subjects you’re reading, I think you would deeply enjoy her work, if you haven’t already. And if you did read Gulp: I may have to marry you after all.

    1. theuglyvolvo Avatar
      theuglyvolvo

      I had already read Gulp. (I love Roach and not-so-secretly want to find some way to meet her someday because I think she’s fantastic.) Although as much as I liked it, for me it can’t live up to the crazily high bar she set for herself with Stiff and Packing for Mars. But I’ll still read anything she writes. The gut one I read was called “The Wild Life of Our Bodies,” which was also great and went off on a ton of really interesting tangents.

      1. Laurie Avatar
        Laurie

        So glad you love Roach! She really is fantastic! Here’s the crazy thing: she’s quite accessible! I contacted her on a crazy whom when I talked my book club into reading Spook, just to see if she’d talk with us. She readily agreed, much to my surprise! She did a conference call with us and participated in our meeting for two hours! She was delightful, charming, and so intelligent. Hope you do get to meet her one day! I’ll look up The Wild Life. Sounds fantastic! Thanks.

  12. Please forgive the several cringe-worthy typos in my comment. A tiny box and my iPod’s vagaries make it difficult to see what my horrible phone typing has messed up!

  13. Sarah Strickland Avatar
    Sarah Strickland

    Can totally relate. I have a two and a half year old and I’ve just started reading Dickens again – go me!

    1. theuglyvolvo Avatar
      theuglyvolvo

      totally go you. Nice!

  14. I’m really impressed you got through Dead Souls too. I had a friend do a report on it in high school and it looked interesting, but never something I’ve ever felt motivated to read. As for me, I read a ton of blog posts while I was trying to stay up in the middle of the night nursing. This time around, I’m going to download a bunch of Terry Pratchett books – one of those people I always want to read but never get around to – because I figure they are light enough to not get too distracted from but still worth reading.

    1. theuglyvolvo Avatar
      theuglyvolvo

      Nice! Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman are two of those authors everyone who knows me says I’d love but I read so little fiction i haven’t gotten to them yet. But in time…
      Best of luck next time round 🙂

  15. Wonderful blog, thank you. I have just finished my first book (fiction – not shipping or gut bacteria!) and it was the first one in the last year that didn’t involve pictures or reading related to my breastfeeding counselling course. It was almost like a guilty pleasure but them I forced myself to remove the guilt aspect and remembered how much I love reading just for me! 🙂

  16. I just read my first book since my 2nd daughter was born 6 months ago. It was glorious. It did feel like I was reclaiming a bit of myself as a person—not as a mom or a milk machine or a soothie. I’m trying to nurture myself along with my two girls, and that comes from reading, cooking, working, writing, talking with friends and hopefully learning about the terrible/remarkable/wonderful/unbelievable things that are happening in the world that I definitely did not know about.

  17. Are you on Good Reads?

    1. theuglyvolvo Avatar
      theuglyvolvo

      I basically live for scanning books to my to-read list and then looking at the list longingly, knowing that I’ll never get to all of them.

  18. This is my first year back reading non-baby-related things, and I can’t even tell you how much this post feels like my life. Even the dream house. I had a library with built-ins and those rolling ladders like Belle had in Beauty and the Beast…and a loft with a hammock inside the house…and a secret room under the stairs…and window seats and a wood-burning fireplace and a tree house and a fire pit in the patio and yeah, I just started thinking about maybe a kitchen and bathroom in the past couple of years. And I mean you need a place to sleep, obviously there will be one of those. Anyway, happy goal-free reading to you.

  19. This is ridiculously spot on for where I am right now. My girl is 10 months old and sometime last month, I finished a book about Roald Amundsen (The Last Viking, if you’re interested) that my sister got me for my birthday in November. As I closed it I realized, slightly shocked, that this was the first book I had read in nearly a year. Oof. Since then I’ve finished 1 more and I’m working on #3 for the year right now. It feels good! I truly hope she cares about exploration at the start of the 1900’s someday, because I feel like I could talk forever on it 🙂

    1. theuglyvolvo Avatar
      theuglyvolvo

      will totally add this to my goodreads 🙂 thanks!

  20. Yay! Books. My dream house is also book-centered. I want a library with a hidden door that leads to a secret room with a comfy couch where I can read and no one with sticky hands can find me and ask for my phone. My kid’s five but the only time I can read is on the subway during my commute.

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