We’re so totally on top of this “baby” thing.

Jon: (Washing a dish) This is a weird-shaped brush. Did we get rid of the other dish brush?
Me: That’s the bottle brush.
Jon: The what?
Me: The bottle brush. To clean out the inside of the baby bottles.
Jon: That’s a great idea! Did you just get it?
Me: No, it’s been there for four months.
Jon: Really?
Me: Yes. Out of curiosity, how have you been cleaning out the bottles?
Jon: Really, it’s been there for four months???
Me: Yes. What have you been using to wash out the bottles if you didn’t know we had a bottle brush??
Jon: (using brush) This thing is such a great idea!