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The Nine Hundred Dollar iPhone Photo

I’m not going to say that we flew down to Florida to get a picture, because we didn’t.  We flew down to Florida to see my grandfather, who is 94-years-old and my son’s only living great-grandparent.  All my own great-grandparents passed away long before I was born, as did my husband’s great-grandparents.  So I’m not saying that we flew down to Florida to take a picture, but I’m admitting we wanted one.  A photograph of four generations, all alive at the same time.  Proof that it had happened.  Me, my son, my father, and his father.

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My grandfather got sick nine months ago.  Up until then he had been more or less fine, just old.  He puttered along, talking to people and pondering things.  Trimming his nosehairs and fixing his glasses with tape when they broke.  He had continued at his hobbies.  Yes, he told a lot of the same stories over and over again.  Yes, he sometimes rambled on about things that didn’t always make sense, but my father does that too.  I do that.

ANOTHER thing that happened nine months ago was that I was about to have a baby for the first time.  And a day or two before I went into labor, my father called and asked if I was OK with his flying down to Florida to see his father.  He felt bad, he said, because he wanted to be there to see the baby, but he would feel worse, he said, if something happened to his father and he wasn’t there.  And I told him, obviously, to go see his father.  That the baby would be here when he got back.

And so he flew to Florida.  I gave birth to the baby.  His own father recovered.  He flew back home and probably either held his grandson or said something like, “Hey, nice work, great baby” or maybe high-fived me– honestly I have no idea what happened for the two weeks after having the baby because I was still bleeding out of my ears wondering whether I had given birth to a baby or been hit in the face by a grenade.  But the point– the point, is that things do not always go exactly as you had planned them.  You assume that you will have this baby and all your nearby family will come to this hospital to greet you and smile and share in your excitement, but sometimes it doesn’t work out that way.

Cut to: Last week.

On the final full day of our three-day trip we are ready to take a picture with my grandfather.  And in my head, I think, this picture is going to be great.  It has to be great because we paid for two $450 round-trip tickets to Tampa so that we could take it.  It has to be great because it is possible this will be the last time I see my grandfather.  It is going to be moving and poignant.  It is going to be well-lit and all of us are going to look spontaneous yet perfectly composed.  We can take it at sunset, while the orange light filters through the trees, the end of the day symbolizing the beauty of the inevitable passage of time.  Our faces will be perfectly imperfect, the camera capturing the sincerity of our innermost thoughts.  The baby and my grandfather will stare into each other’s eyes with an ethereal sort of understanding.  It is a photo that will remain in my family for generations– that my son will keep framed on his desk as he grows older.  The type of photo that Annie Leibovitz would pull from a stack of other, more ordinary photographs, asking, “Who?  Who took this?”

And so, big surprise,  that is not how things went.

We took the photo inside the nursing home because my grandfather was tired and did not really feel like going outside for a photograph.  The baby was dirty because I had let him crawl around outside while playing with his second-cousins and because he is a baby and babies are always dirty.  If you have one, you know this.  The act of wiping dried snot and mashed vegetables off a baby’s face immediately activates neurons in his brain which instruct his body to produce more snot/mash more vegetables into his face.  It is as inevitable as the law of gravity.  The amount of time that a baby’s face is actually clean is so small it has yet to be caught by the fastest shutter speed on the most high-end camera.  It is easier to get a photo of a giant squid.

I had forgotten, also, that I, only two weeks before, had given myself the world’s most terrible haircut and that my father smiles for photos as if he is begrudgingly holding in a bowel movement.  And that my grandfather was not as young as he once was.  Unable to hold the baby on his lap, I held the baby while standing off to the side.    My grandfather sat in his wheelchair and stared straight ahead, unsmiling.  The baby continually moved and looked at people who were not in the same direction as the camera.  My father blinked a lot.  I coughed.  My aunt took pictures with her good camera and with her iPad but apologized later that all the photos on her good camera had accidentally been erased.  I told her not to worry without mentioning that I myself have done that bazillions of times.

And so that evening I look through the photos and almost all of them are blurry.  In the few that are not blurry I am usually blinking or coughing.  In the ones where I look OK, my father looks like he is stoically passing a kidney stone.  In the ones where my father and I look fine, my grandfather looks clinically-depressed.  There are no photos that Annie Leibovitz would pick up, enthusiastically breathless.  There is nothing I would even use as the cover photo for a Snapfish album.  They are all average.  The one photo in which we are not blurry and no one looks completely terrible was taken before we officially started taking photos because none of us was looking at the camera yet.  My father and I are looking down at my grandfather, he is looking up at me, saying something, and the baby is looking off in another direction– most likely at a lamp or another nursing home resident or a ceiling fan.

And yet for some reason, the more I look at the photo, the more it grows on me.  It is not a perfect photo, but I am suddenly realizing that that is fine.  We get so overwhelmed with everything in life being perfect that we forget that nothing is supposed to be perfect.  Photos do not have to be perfect.   In my sister’s “four-generation photo” taken with her own son and my grandfather, my grandfather is cheerfully sporting two black eyes that he obtained while falling down the previous day.  The point of most photos is to say, “I was alive and you were alive, and for a period of time our lives overlapped.  This is what we looked like.”

So this will be the photo that we have and the one that I will show my son when he asks if he ever got to meet his great-grandfather. Maybe my son will keep it in a frame on his desk, but probably not– he will probably have better or more current photos to display.  Maybe he will not even have a desk when he gets older.   I have no idea.  Maybe traditional pictures and photo frames will have become obsolete.  Or maybe he will live so far into the future that we will finally have time machines, in which case he will be able to get in and travel back to November of 2013.   He will watch himself crawling across the plank floors in his dark-blue overalls, pulling himself upright on his great-grandfather’s wheelchair, laughing hysterically as he’s tickled by the wrinkled finger of a 94-year-old man.

He will stand by the door of the time machine, watching us trying to capture it on film, laughing to himself at our bumbling, awkward attempts. And then, for the rest of his life, he will remember having seen it.  When he someday dies, the memory will die with him.  It is sad to think about, but it is also sort of OK.

Nothing lasts forever.  It is nice that it existed at all.

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91 responses to “The Nine Hundred Dollar iPhone Photo”

  1. Awwwww, this is so touching! The picture is perfect. It’s also a good reminder to me to not obsess about this year’s family photo coming up on Thursday. My hair will be hanging in my eyes, it’ll be blurry, someone will look odd while most of the rest look ok. That’s my family.

  2. I LOVE this photo and I cried a little when I read this. Then I rubbed my belly and said a quick prayer that I will have a chance to snap an imperfect photo of all of us with my Grandmother when my son is born.

    Your writing makes me laugh but it also makes me feel like the fears I have about the months ahead (and all the things I will likely do wrong) are somehow going to be ok.

  3. I LOVED this photo and I cried a little whole reading this. Then I rubbed my belly and said quick prayer that I will get to take an imperfect photo with my Grandmother and my son after he is born.

    Your writing makes me laugh but it also makes me feel as if all the worries I have about all the things I am bound to do wrong are going to be ok anyway. 😉

    Thank you.

  4. carrich21@verizon.net Avatar
    carrich21@verizon.net

      Gre

  5. Beautiful. Made me tear up and take a deep breath and imagine my own daughter’s time machine moment. Thanks.

  6. Love the photo!

  7. Don’t underestimate the beauty of that photo. You are all in the one place and nothing about it is forced. I love it, that’s coming from someone who wasn’t even lucky enough to have any grandparents see me marry let alone have children.

  8. this is actually the perfect photo. I know you weren’t fishing for compliments, but really. Annie would pick it up.

    1. Agreed

  9. I think it’s a great picture…. And the story just makes it even better….. I love a good story. And this picture has it. Thanks for sharing it.

  10. Absolutely wonderful, and thank you so much for sharing. I was lucky to know my paternal great grandparents, and though I have no photo of me with them, I do have a photo of them with their children (my grandfather, great uncles and aunts). I remember Gran as being good with a needle and once falling off the roundabout in a kids playground (at 80). Grampy told her off and told her to act her age. He was 6’7 and she was 4’2.
    We went to see my Mum over the weekend. She’s 91 and it was great to see her, even if she did get tired quickly and repeated herself. My great niece is expecting a baby in a few weeks, so we will have 5 living generations as Mum will be a Great Great Grandma. I think she’s the greatest anyway.
    Lovely photo by the way. Sometimes these are the most precious.

  11. Nice Picture . Memories for ever made in an instant.

  12. Patricia S Avatar
    Patricia S

    So true, I have flown five hours, taken a two hour ferry and driven an hour for my kids to meet my own Grandmother who is now 98. We have done it three times and though I don’t have a perfect picture, I’ve made sure we have memories. I have visited my grandmother with my kids when it is quiet, there aren’t a dozen other relatives around and she isn’t already tired. It is worth it because as you say, we were all there together, we are a family. As long as my grandmother is alive, I will fly five hours, take a two hour ferry and drive for another hour ever two years to get that perfect memory and hopefully a decent picture.

  13. Love this. Just lost my 91 year old father and have a final iPhone pic of him with my granddaughter, his great granddaughter. Shared on FB.

  14. Love this. Just lost my 91 year old father and have a final iPhone pic of him with my granddaughter, his great granddaughter. Shared on FB.

  15. This is so good. I love the line about your lives overlapping. That is the best description I’ve heard about a moment in time captured. I’ll remember it for a long, long time.

  16. I love this photo! I have many that look very similar with my grandparents and my children. It’s the little things like how he’s looking up at you, his hands, your dad’s hand on his shoulder… I love it all!

  17. Thanks for this post! It’s Perfect! We too have lived this moment. Luckily with a laughing baby. We’ll gloss over the emergency call button on the background, everyone looking different directions, and my second-day or maybe third-day hair. We have been lucky enough to get a more recent photo op, despite the hundres of miles between us and declining health. Each visit and each photo is a gift. We proudly get the photos printed, send copies to those in attendance, and keep at least one copy for us / baby book. Even if time machines don’t materialize, my daughter will get to see how much her great-grandparents loved her!

  18. Wonderful. I have a very similar picture of my own of me, my 8-month-old daughter, my mom, and my 99-year-old grandmother. It’s not the greatest photo, but it’s great to me.

  19. This has been me so many times, always trying to get that elusive “perfect” photo…..it hasn’t happened yet…and yet, it has. I love yours.

  20. This is great. Made my morning.

  21. It’s not perfect as I didn’t have the original file to work with, just the one you posted, but I cleaned it up a bit for you. Fixed the white balance and did some sharpening. Hope you like it http://i.imgur.com/eQARXAH.jpg

    1. This was so thoughtful. Thank you so much.

  22. Nice back-story for the photo. You did good going to get the pic. When people are gone, their gone. It’s a great pic, too. Well done!

  23. I am returning today from my own Grandmother’s funeral and have similar experience with photos. There’s one of her with me and my son and the rest of our family from this past July and one of her and my youngest (11 months) from the same visit this past summer. The one with my son is clear, taken by a professional photographer and the only one smiling in it is me. The other is blurry with my grandma and her great granddaughter, but it’s the only one we have and will thus be treasured in the state that it is because it’s all we have. I was also happy to have found a picture of me with my grandparents taken years ago at my high school graduation. Whatever you paid for the plane tickets is well worth the moment(s) captured on film (or digital media).

  24. Ken Kellner Avatar
    Ken Kellner

    Loved it! Thank you for sharing… Especially loved the neurons in the babies brain, because both of mine have them too!!!! 🙂

  25. carrich21@verizon.net Avatar
    carrich21@verizon.net

      Lv it! 

  26. I think it is a beauuutiful picture. The oldest and youngest are full face and you and your father are tender and attentive.

  27. I love the way you’re looking after the baby and Ross is looking after his Dad. We take care of our children and then our parents.

  28. […] About the author: Raquel is a writer and stand-up comic who lives in Jersey City with her husband and son. writing has been published in Reader’s Digest and BUST magazine. She keeps a parenting blog called The Ugly Volvo. This article was originally published here. […]

  29. You are exactly right. “I was alive and you were alive, and for a period of time our lives overlapped. This is what we looked like.”

  30. This is my personal favorite among the blogs I’ve read that you’ve written. A sweet story well told. The photo may not be everything you wanted it to be, but the blog sure is. Frame that.

  31. I saw your story on Petapixel today (26 November 2013), and I wanted to come here to write how much your story and photographs touched me. Thank you for writing your story, Raquel.

    1. Thank you for enjoying it 🙂 Absolutely makes my day to have people reading it.

  32. Great photo! Side point, if your aunt has accidentally deleted photos, there are easy ways to recover them. I just had a similar incident last month. As long as she hasn’t used the card much, she can recover most if not all the photos. Give her a call at least to not use that card. Email me if you want any further pointers.

  33. Jessica Booth Avatar
    Jessica Booth

    You. Are. Hilarious. And so right. Beautiful post. And honestly, pretty cool photo. 🙂

  34. […] About the author: Raquel is a writer and stand-up comic who lives in Jersey City with her husband and son. writing has been published in Reader’s Digest and BUST magazine. She keeps a parenting blog called The Ugly Volvo. This article was originally published here. […]

  35. Stephanie Avatar
    Stephanie

    I just wanted to let you know that depending on what your aunts “good camera” uses for a memory card, she can recover the erased pictures. My camera uses CF (compact flash) and have had them malfunction a couple times. But through the free software, which you can just google to find a good one. You can save the lost files. Its trial and error, if one doesnt work try another. If only some pictures come back , but not the ones you wanted, just download another one. Each program seems to detect different pictures, strange I know. But don’t wait long, the sooner the better!!

  36. Mad Medicine Avatar
    Mad Medicine

    Funny how things work out, huh?

    The last photo I have of my own grandfather was one shot with a cellphone camera, back in 2006. He was visiting us in the U.S.; hunched over the kitchen table, he was scribbling some notes, as he was apt to do. I took out my LG 8300 flippy phone and captured that shot forever.

    Yet with all the crappy, grainy, shoddy 1.3 megapixels, I still find it quite hard to even look at the photo — it never fails to brings tears to my eyes. That visit was the last time I saw him in person, as his health got progressively worse once he flew back overseas.

  37. Tom’s Dad also does the odd, begrudging, camera smile. Another symptom I guess.

  38. catfish252 Avatar
    catfish252

    This story was carried on petapixel,com and I left a copy of your photo at this url — http://petapixel.com/2013/11/26/nine-hundred-dollar-iphone-photo/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+PetaPixel+%28PetaPixel%29&utm_content=My+MSN

    I did a couple of things in Photoshop to make it a little more natural looking. Hope you like it

    1. thank you so much. Seeing what people did with the photo made me want to take a class in photoshop. I’m so amazed at what people can do with the most average iPhone photo. Really impressed 🙂

  39. Hello. Great story and great photo. I color corrected it for you.http://i.imgur.com/TE7fNkp.jpg

    1. Thank you so much!

  40. A perfect photo either takes your breath away or makes you think. This makes me think. It makes me happy. Even without the (excellent) article the photo tells lots and makes me think. I’m admiring your family, but thinking of mine. These are great times we just don’t always appreciate them.
    Great photo.
    Look forward to reading more of your blog.
    All volvos except the P1800 are ugly.

    1. Oh my god, I just looked it up and the p1800 is amazing.

  41. Raquel, I love all of your blogs, and the photo is fabulous because it is unrehearsed and real! Your dad looks profoundly concerned about his father, who seems very happy in the moment, as does Ben. You, as usual, look adorable!
    Ina, a fan for life!

  42. That is the cutest photo ever, and your “giant squid” comment cracked me up (I’m a huge fan of the giant squid myself, not to mention babies with stuff all over their faces).

    1. I was so excited about this comment because even though it wasn’t as funny of a post and was more of a heartfelt essay, that giant squid line was my favorite line too.

  43. Beautiful post. I teared up. I wish I had just such a photo. With even 3 generations.

  44. Ryan Davis Avatar
    Ryan Davis

    Everyone is looking at the past, except your son, who is looking to the future. This is a wonderful photo!

  45. I love it!!! It’s precious!!!

    Your writing is awesome (I haven’t tripped upon the bad language yet…I don’t cope well with it but I’ll try, okay? )

  46. This is a beautiful post, and I actually love the photo.

    We are going through something similar in my family– my daughter was born in May and she met her great grandparents in August. Shortly thereafter, my grandfather was diagnosed with terminal cancer, the shock of which threw my grandmother into early-stage dementia. We’re heading home for Christmas to see them, for what might very well be the last time, especially for my grandfather.

    Thanks for the post – I really needed it today.

  47. It’s the perfect photo. One of my favorite photos is of me lacing up my daughter’s pink converse Halloween morning in 2007. I remember I was late for work and sweating, most likely swearing. And she is dressed in a hand me down Patriots cheerleading outfit to go to the bookstore with her nanny. She is in my lap chewing her finger. On the other side of the couch is our adorable dog. She is looking at us as if thinking, “Why the hell did we get a baby and why, in the name of Sweet Baby Jesus, is she dressed like that?” And every morning was like that… and now they are never like that. Now we have have three kids, not one, and we sold that condo and our lovely dog died last year. So this picture is the jam.

    And I love your blog.

  48. yup — you nailed this. And, FWIW, my two boys are teenagers and we still can’t get a decent picture of them and us. Better luck to you.

  49. Looks great to me, the best photos usually are taken when no one is trying to hold the smile, etc. cherish it. On my moms side there is a photo of my grandmother and all the family they could muster one summer in the 80’s, it shows five generations, lots of early marriage and babies in the family.

  50. The photo you posted actually follows a classic portraiture technique, in which every person in a scene looks in a unique direction. You’ll see it all the time in Renaissance or Baroque art. You should be super proud of this image, because it follows some great artistic rules.

    1. Amen, Van! That was my first thought when I saw this photo. You have a real moment here–honest expressions and natural body language. As a professional photographer, this is the type of photo I prefer, especially compared to one where you’re all looking at the camera. Kudos to the photog, and to you and your family!

  51. I am lucky enough to have not one, but TWO four-generations photos. The first was when I was a little girl, with my mother, grandmother, and great-grandmother. The second is of my daughter, myself, my mother, and my grandmother. I’m so happy I have them! And I think about the fact that my daughter may not have the same opportunity when she has kids… (I was 34 when I had her – not a spring chicken like my mother and grandmother!)

  52. Well you made me cry! so it’s a great picture!

  53. i just took the same photo with great-grandma, my dad, and our 8 yr old and 6-week old daughters. Nana is nearly 95, it was a big adventure to get her 60 miles to my house to see the newborn, and we spent more time getting her in adn out of the house than we did actually sitting and talking, but its worth it. Great-gramma in West Virgina (we’re in NY) at the top of the mountain got the trip last year. It’s important, even if it’s one single memory my older daughter will have, to make that trip. Great story, and a beautiful photo.

  54. Stephanie Avatar
    Stephanie

    What a wonderful story…and probably the most beautiful picture I have ever seen. No joke, you can see the bond you all share. Priceless.

  55. It’s perfect! I see how you all look related, and the position of everyone’s heads makes a heart! I’d say its easily worth $900. 🙂

  56. I must admit – I cheated and scrolled down to view the photo when I was only about 2 sentences into your post. It gave me goose bumps. It brought tears to my eyes. It’s a photo to be hung on a wall and cherished. It isn’t posed and stuffy. It’s real and it’s absolutely beautiful. It makes me miss my grandfather and wish I had taken more photos. It brings back memories of playing with my cousins at my grandparents’ farm and falling asleep on my grandpa’s lap as he told me grand stories about the cows and pigs in his fields. This photo… THIS photo is surely worthy of receiving awe from Annie Leibovitz herself.

  57. Texas_Mom Avatar
    Texas_Mom

    This is a perfect picture BECAUSE it isn’t staged. As a perfectionist with two kids I have realized (finally) that family portraits are always crazy. Sometimes the best shots are taken before anyone can focus. :0)

  58. Oh what a surprise, that made me cry too. It wouldn’t be the first time in the last 24 hours because, you guessed it, I have a newborn baby. It’s very lovely though.

  59. I was fine until those last couple paragraphs. tears. it’s a beautiful memory =)

    1. Thanks 🙂 I actually find I cried a lot less about his passing because I was just so happy we got down there for that last visit.

      1. It is all about enjoying the moment when we have it. And you captured it on film. Perfect. Sorry for your loss, it’s never easy to lose those we love.
        Your blog makes me laugh and makes me cry and I have grown children with beautiful families of their own. Please keep sharing your wisdom and humor.

  60. Oh LORDY! This awesome blog coupled with my Norah Jones Holiday Pandora station had me in TEARS!

    I do so love your writing style. And because I love it so much, I have a love/hate relationship with you. KWIM? 😉

  61. Such a great story! We flew out to California to get my husband’s 5 generation pictures taken. Our daughter made us all first timers, we became parents, and my husband’s mom, grandma and great grandma became grandma, great grandma and great great grandma. I framed up the picture of all 5 of them in my living room very proudly. Wish I could of had that on my side of the family.

  62. It’s beautiful and perfect and shows such natural interaction. Thank you for sharing. I wish I had something like this in my own life.

  63. Great story! And even better perspective! Thanks for giving me something to ponder about over this holiday season! Much love!

  64. I think the photo is beautiful. It captures each of you interacting with each other instead of just posing. Absolutely beautiful.

  65. We can’t even get a decent picture of our family of 8. Someones always mad, blinking, fidgeting and them my husband gets upset and starts yelling. It turns into a shit show so we have just about given up on the “group” photo.

    I think your picture is touching and lovely.

  66. What a fantastic photo and story. And your description of your father – priceless. Just discovered your blog – loving it! Can’t wait to read more.

    1. Thanks! My dad absolutely totally smiles like that. In every photo. Ever.

  67. We had a very similar experience recently. My grandmother’s (dad’s mom) had been deteriorating for some time. My 11-month-old daughter is the first great grand and she was absolutely ecstatic about it, but we just hadn’t been able to get out to visit yet and she really couldn’t travel. I felt terrible and sent tons of pictures, which she apparently showed to all the nurses and doctors all the time. Through a series of unrelated events, we ended up being able to spend Thanksgiving with that side of the family. My grandmother passed away a few weeks ago and all I can think about is how glad I am that she could meet my daughter. Our pictures our similarly candid and messy, but they exist and they’re beautiful, and that’s all that matters.

  68. As someone who just paid for a $1600 four-generation photo, I loved this story and, given the fact that less than two weeks after said $1600 photo my own fourth- generation (91 year-old grandmother) had a bad fall, break, and hospitalization, I would gladly have paid $16000 for the same one.

  69. I realize this is an old post but I feel the need to comment to say both that this was lovely and that your grandfather looks JUST LIKE the grandfather in First One Step Now the Other. http://www.amazon.com/Now-One-Foot-Other/dp/0142401048

    1. theuglyvolvo Avatar
      theuglyvolvo

      I never noticed that, but he totally does 🙂 Also I waitressed for years and Tomie DePaola used to come into one of the restaurants where I worked all the time and he was the sweetest, nicest person ever. Also, I’m always excited to hear from other Raquels.

  70. Your photo is very beautiful! It’s real, it caught such a gorgeous moment. From the way you are holding your son I can see you’re a great Momma!

  71. I just stumbled upon your blog from I-forget-where, and feel the need to say that a) it is HILARIOUS, and b) I think this is an absolutely beautiful photograph. It’s like something Baroque (I don’t know what though) x

    1. theuglyvolvo Avatar
      theuglyvolvo

      thank you. This was a lovely first comment to read this morning.

  72. What in this picture is not perfect? I love it.

  73. Christine Lampe Avatar
    Christine Lampe

    I love the photo and the story behind it. I routinely photograph or even video people before and after “the photo” because the outtakes are often the most natural and evocative. We went through a phase where I had to use the sports setting because one or the other of my sons was a blur otherwise. I’ve also used video and extracted stills to capture the best moment.

  74. Robin Troxell Avatar
    Robin Troxell

    This nearly brought me to tears this morning – missing my own grandma terribly.

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