The Ugly Volvo

Tag: switching kids

  • To Whomever Keeps Switching My Kids When I’m Not Looking

    The first time you did it I was ok with it. It had been a long 40 weeks and after a rough labor I had given birth to what appeared to be a naked, nine pound version of Rupert Murdoch.  Something shriveled and bald that couldn’t see more than six inches in front of its…