The Ugly Volvo

Tag: kids

  • The Difficulties of Trying for a Second Child

    Attempt 1: Man:  “Hello!  Don’t you look ravishing this evening!  Would you care to join me in the bedroom and make a second child?” Woman:  Thank you for the compliment!  Unfortunately I worked an 8-hour day and then spent two hours at home entertaining a two-year-old and unloading the dishwasher.  I am not in the…